My cat has lots of problems. First, he got too fat (25 lbs). Since the vet he was seeing thought that he could get down to 13 lbs (he was about 18lbs at 8 months, so he will never be 13lbs again), we took him to an internal medical specialist. Yes, you heard me right, my cat has a specialized doctor and my gosh she is EXPENSIVE!
Then, he has this plastic chewing problem. He is addicted. We cannot leave Gatorade six pack holders around- he will eat them, not just chew on them... he eats the plastic! Same with items such as hair gel bottles, tide bottles, cable cord, speaker wires, and such. Hi, my name is Woton, and I am an addict.
And now he needs anger management classes!
Then, he has this plastic chewing problem. He is addicted. We cannot leave Gatorade six pack holders around- he will eat them, not just chew on them... he eats the plastic! Same with items such as hair gel bottles, tide bottles, cable cord, speaker wires, and such. Hi, my name is Woton, and I am an addict.
And now he needs anger management classes!
This resulted from the fact that Woton wakes me up at 6 am every morning by jumping on my stomach, followed by incessant meowing, and an occasional motivating bite. I do not like to encourage this kind of behavior, so I get up (which re-enforces his behavior) and throw him into a locked room... the bathroom. There is no carpet in there for him to tear up, no glass for him to break, and no flowers for him to eat, but there is the toilet paper roll. He did all that damage with his teeth, by the way.
1 Comments:
You know what's missing is a mugshot that goes along with this. Where is that photo of his big mug? :-)
Post a Comment
<< Home